1, school of medicine, surgery, the teacher said: the so-called sterile and clean the difference, is that you put one tuo excrement in the pressure cooker for an hour, it is sterile, but you said do not clean it?
2, a pupil is late, the teacher ask: why are you late,
His answer: I picked up a wallet thousands of dollars, I went to Pol. Ice, Pol. Ice uncle happy I went to eat KFC.
Teacher: pick up purse remember next time to the teacher, the teacher take you to the amusement park.
3, very few people listening to lectures in class, basically all playing QQ, micro letter, game or something.
Class teacher suddenly said: the students pay attention to, hand in your mobile phone, cell phone battery is your final exam scores!
4, physical education classes, each second row, both men and women take turns standing.
Girls standing boys turn review “, PE teacher shout password: attention, hold out a bosom.
Individual girls because of shy not too not bashful to stand chest, result the teacher said: oh, have no chest? You may not quite.
The whole class laughed into a…
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