祭奠那些无悔的青春:大四学生寒假出租自己为毕业献礼

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近些年,过年过节都流行租个男(女)朋友回家,为了切合市场需求,本人特意制定了一个“祭奠青春计划”。该计划是这样的: 作为一个大四的学生,寒假有充裕的时间,为了让自己的大学有一些不一样的记忆,我愿意将自己出租给有需要的朋友,我要以这样的方式为即将离开大学的我送行。
具体操作如下:
一、本人男,大学本科,知书达理;
二、承租人男女不限,但是需要未婚;
三、出租项目只包括:陪逛街、牵手、KISS,见家长,聚会;
四、主要活动地区:广东(外省需另谈);
五、市场价格为:陪逛街 50 元 / 小时,牵手 100,kiss 一次 100,见家长 500 一次,聚会 500 一次;
六、联系方式:[email protected](非诚勿扰);时间期限为 2014 年 1 月 16 日至 2014 年 2 月 16 日;
七、特别声明:自达成租约起,产生的费用一律由承租人承担。
附:致单身青年的一些话语
Loneliness is a feeling I know very well. I live in an apartment with no one but my dog, and I don’t get a whole lot of company because most of my friends have moved to another town, got married and had a family, or simply lost touch due to life happening. As someone who considers himself a loner, I loved the peace and quiet at first, but I found myself feeling very lonely within a few months.
我对孤独有着切身体会:一人一室一狗,少有陪伴。许多朋友都搬到了其他城市,结婚生子过日子,有些也因生活变迁而失去了联系。我自认为是个独行侠,刚开始也很享受平和与安静;可接下来几个月,我发现自己常常感到孤独。
My space went from clean to chaos, my productivity crashed and burned, my thoughts took a turn for the worse, and I couldn’t find much interest in anything more than watching movies on Netflix. After living a few months in a haze of sloth, I realized I had a serious problem and decided to learn how to live a happy life alone. This article tackles six key things I learned along the way.
房间开始变得凌乱不堪、效率低下、情绪低落,除了在 Netflix 上看电影,我对任何事都提不起兴趣。过了几个月的混沌日子后,我感到自己很有问题,必须学会一个人也能过得开心才行。下面就是我领悟到的六个方法。
1. Take Care of Your Home
保持房间整洁
When you’re not around other people, it is easy to lose interest in tidying up your home. You might find yourself with a sky high pile of dishes and mountains of clutter everywhere you turn if you’re not careful. Even if you don’t have a roommate or company that frequently walks in your door, it is in your best interest to clean house at least once per week.
一个人生活时,很容易马虎应付房间整理。如果得过且过,家里很快就堆了成叠的盘子和杂物。哪怕很少有室友或朋友来串门,每周至少也得打扫一次房间。
If your home is a disorganized wreck, expect to feel stressed out as soon as you walk in the door. A clean home free from clutter will help you feel happy and organized.
要是家里乱七八糟,一进门肯定会感到头大。干净整洁的房间才会使你井然有序、心情愉悦。
2. Find Beauty in the Ordinary
从平凡中发现美好
If you don’t see beauty in your world, you’re not looking hard enough. If you’re home alone and feeling down, walk outside and spend some time with nature. Watch the birds fly and admire theirelaborateflight formation. Listen to dogs barking at each other in the neighborhood and think to yourself,“I wonder what they could possibly be talking about?”
觉得自己的世界毫无美好可言?那你肯定没用心发掘。当你独自蜗居在家、感到心情抑郁时,何不出门多接触大自然?看小鸟掠过天空,感叹它们高超的飞翔技术;听邻里狗儿相互吠叫,猜测“这些家伙都在讨论啥?”
Look at that big, old tree that is the size of a giant (and if you’re feelinglimber, why not try to climb it?). Plant some flowers, a vegetable garden, or a small tree in your back yard. Go to the park, walk on a nature trail, clear your thoughts, listen to the sounds of the forest, and be in awe of the beauty that’s right in front of you.
仰望那棵硕壮老树,想象它是一个巨人,要是身手灵活,还可以试试爬上去;在后园种点花草蔬菜或小树;去公园散散步,边聆听森林呼吸边整理思绪,为眼前美景而惊叹。
3. Watch Out for Noisy Thoughts
谨防胡思乱想
Your thoughts can be your best friend and worst enemy. Have you ever noticed that if you find yourself thinking even a single negative thought, it inevitably spirals out of control until you have a nasty chorus of Mental Monsters taking over your brain? If you find yourself thinking,“I feel so lonely right now,”it’s easy to keep that thought process going in the wrong direction until thoughts like,“I will always be alone,”or“no one will ever love me,”creep up on you.
思想既是益友又是劲敌。你注意到没有:只要脑中闪过一丝消极念头,就会引起恶性循环,直到自己完全被心理恶魔打倒才罢休?当你自认为“我此刻很孤独”时,消极想法便很容易蔓延,最后你甚至觉得“我永远都会这么孤单”或“永远也不会有人爱上我”。

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